Zombie Johnny Depp and the Doggie Debacle

Monday April 18th 2016
Johnny Depp’s chart from astrodatabank

Johnny Depp’s chart from astrodatabank

A spongey, grey-faced Johnny Depp and his beautiful wife Amber Heard read an apology to the State from an autocue, staring sullenly into a camera set at a strangely low angle.

No, the State is not North Korea, but Australia.

If you wondered whether Johnny Depp’s birth time deserved the AA rating it gets on astrodatabank, you will rest assured. Mars stationed retrograde on the cusp of his 5th house of acting, children and games, yesterday. The actor and his missus were having no fun at all, indeed the opposite. With chilly Saturn Rx squishing Depp from that same house too, the laughs he gets may be rather sardonic.

Still, you really should never try to get someone with a Uranus-Mars conjunction to do as he’s told.

The words in this video are entirely subverted by the actors. They appear to be under duress — which reflects rather poorly on the Australian Department of Agriculture and the Environment. A shame really because they’d already made their point about ecological safety by fining Ms Heard. This just looks like bullying.

“Declare everything when you enter Australia” never sounded so ominous.

 

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  1. Gina N. says:

    It seems to me that Mr. Depp has been on a down ward slide for a while. It looks like hard livin’ & lovin’ have taken their toll. I used to be a real fan of his (prior to those ridiculous Pirate and Tim Burton movies). I also was turned off by how his previous partners seemed worse for the wear after their relationships with Depp ended. Kind of sad.

  2. mary says:

    If they already paid the fine, why are they being put upon in this way? It seems like a pure power trip; someone gloating that they have a celebrity pinned to the mat. No, people shouldn’t take their pets into another country without clearance. But I am not a fan of “forcing” apologies from anyone, young or old, famous or anonymous.

  3. Rachel says:

    As an Australian, I find the government’s treatment of Johnny and his wife completely embarrasing. The Agriculture Minister, Barnaby Joyce, already made his point about this last year when he made the ridiculous threat to have the dogs put down if Depp and his wife didn’t leave the country within 24 hours or something.
    Check out Barnaby Joyce, if you haven’t already. He looks like he should be running a pub in the outback instead of being a government minister.

  4. TwoBull says:

    Why the heck should this guy go into another country and not keep their rules? It is not bullying. The reason, for instance, that the UK had kept rabies out of there is because they had very strict laws for a long time about bringing in dogs. I don’t understand why these “personalities” should think they are above the law.

  5. human-borg says:

    I dont know what happened, as I do not and have not for some years read the distracting from the problems in your life MSM drivel, nor do I wish to.

    But the chart above has Saturn by transit going back into chiron, Jupiter and Neptune. Any surprise? Not for me.

    Good thing that Jupiter is also transiting those planets.

    Does make me wonder whether there is still contact between transiting Saturn and transiting Jupiter due to transiting the same planets in the birth chart. And Jupiter is due to go forward soon – back into transiting Saturn.

    I have decided to call Saturn the call of the siren beckoning us to ruin. But thats just me.